Picture this...If you're pretty much straight, and those hormones still pump inside you, then you should proceed further(Regardless you're a girl or a boy).
Why do we chase the chicks after all? and how many of us have actually managed to stay away from running after chicks?(Without being gay). Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you some of the random files of LOVE or maybe crush?.
>>Some of us choose not to talk (to the girl) and rather show off our skills by hitting shots/scoring goals against small street kids(bribing them - one lollipop each) while hoping that girl is like "Koi iss ladke se dosti karva do!" ... or showoff newly bought attire (hoping
girl to reach you and say "Nanduuuu...new pinch!!!!!")
>>School crushes are really sweet, you dream about them, your frnz force you to express ur feelings but you won't,considering urself to be a true lover for the whole life until you see her playing "CHINKI",Pinki,Ponki with a facebook status that reads "In a realtionship with FUN SEE LEE"
>>Now considering my name is ApurvA , i get many friend requests from boys , showing their concern, chatting with me for long hours until I hit the point and spoil their dreams lol , even one of them said "Listen! don't tell me that, I already have a GF , I just wanted you to be my friend".
>>There are then 'Katai dooods!' on cyber space who deliver a top notch frustoo act (Bhukha kutta) but sadly sometimes their keyboard doesn't seem to support them. On of them while hitting on 134th girl asks her hobbies and blah , comes to the point by asking her when she's free "Err...Btw, What are your Shit timings?(shiFt timings!)....what the F?
>>There is a bunch of special guys who are fans of pyaar ishq aur mohhabat, they send sms'es to girls "i wanna frennz with you", dial their number, just to hear them speak .. "Hello!....Kon hai kamina @*%!#&? :D?".
They would chase their chameli/julie/pinky and her rickshaw with their bikes (having stickers - dil laga ke toh dekho sanam)
Their way of dressing, cycles according to the changing style of Himesh Reshammiyan in his movies, Although Ravi Kissen provides a solid backup when himesh is missing.
>> By any chance, If you happen to grab so called 'Piece' in a working condition which resembles human structure (Girlfriend I mean).... Even the ones who can only be called a 'girl' seeing that they fill their gender as female in their application forms. But then leaving all jokes apart, it's high time for the audience "Treat treat treat!" when the person is in front of you, when he goes off "Kya pata ke beth gya hai gadha par isse achi milti nahi yar isko"..."Treat treat treat!" when he comes back again.
>>Every girl (even those who pay clandestine visit to 'mardana taakat dawakhana' ) grow up learning these lines - "He looks so gay", "He looks so serious", "He is a ghissu", "usne kabhi apne aap ko dekha hai", "Huh as if I care about him","Hatt! I think he's a homo" "Woh apne aap ko handsome samjhta hai kya?", "Oh cmmon gimme a break!","chii! uske sath ualh!" and one very fine day they are like "Sob!...Mujhe koi line kyu nai deta?"
>>Girl is the biggest enemy of a girl, One half of the 'best friends' comments about other's bf- "suna tha ki pyar andha hota hai par itna andha??" then again "If they ever plan to get married...I wonder how she'll introduce him to her parents?" and continues to lol,rofl,lmao and every other slang that's available in the chat market.
>>Some girls never get tired. You have to keep buzzing them for asking their relationship status - "Its in the process".Couple of days later "Yay Yay! I am fully fixed"(as if she's a machine or a spare part lol), But then "I broke up after a month, he was not my type u noe!"(He couldn't afford coffees @CCD , instead went for 'matka kulfis' at rehdiwala) and just after a week "Ohh yea! munni mai fir se fix hone wali hoon!", Ask her why she fumbles with her Bf's - "This is life yaar munni...enjoii!"
P.S. The last one is a guy who's cheerful , official clown of the class, makes people laugh as much as he can, and loves his friends/family rather than looking out for a gf or some other leisure. 'L'ost in his 'O'wn world but still 'V'alues 'E'veryone....L.O.V.E. :)