L.O.V.E. Files

Picture this...If you're pretty much straight, and those hormones still pump inside you, then you should proceed further(Regardless you're a girl or a boy).

Why do we chase the chicks after all? and how many of us have actually managed to stay away from running after chicks?(Without being gay). Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you some of the random files of LOVE or maybe crush?.

For guys:
>>Some of us choose not to talk (to the girl) and rather show off our skills by hitting shots/scoring goals against small street kids(bribing them - one lollipop each) while hoping that girl is like "Koi iss ladke se dosti karva do!" ... or showoff newly bought attire (hoping
girl to reach you and say "Nanduuuu...new pinch!!!!!")

>>School crushes are really sweet, you dream about them, your frnz force you to express ur feelings but you won't,considering urself to be a true lover for the whole life until you see her playing "CHINKI",Pinki,Ponki with a facebook status that reads "In a realtionship with FUN SEE LEE"

>>Now considering my name is ApurvA , i get many friend requests from boys , showing their concern, chatting with me for long hours until I hit the point and spoil their dreams lol , even one of them said "Listen! don't tell me that, I already have a GF , I just wanted you to be my friend".

>>There are then 'Katai dooods!' on cyber space who deliver a top notch frustoo act (Bhukha kutta) but sadly sometimes their keyboard doesn't seem to support them. On of them while hitting on 134th girl asks her hobbies and blah , comes to the point by asking her when she's free "Err...Btw, What are your Shit timings?(shiFt timings!)....what the F?

>>There is a bunch of special guys who are fans of pyaar ishq aur mohhabat, they send sms'es to girls "i wanna frennz with you", dial their number, just to hear them speak .. "Hello!....Kon hai kamina @*%!#&? :D?".
They would chase their chameli/julie/pinky and her rickshaw with their bikes (having stickers - dil laga ke toh dekho sanam)
Their way of dressing, cycles according to the changing style of Himesh Reshammiyan in his movies, Although Ravi Kissen provides a solid backup when himesh is missing.

>> By any chance, If you happen to grab so called 'Piece' in a working condition which resembles human structure (Girlfriend I mean).... Even the ones who can only be called a 'girl' seeing that they fill their gender as female in their application forms. But then leaving all jokes apart, it's high time for the audience "Treat treat treat!" when the person is in front of you, when he goes off "Kya pata ke beth gya hai gadha par isse achi milti nahi yar isko"..."Treat treat treat!" when he comes back again.

For girls:
>>Every girl (even those who pay clandestine visit to 'mardana taakat dawakhana' ) grow up learning these lines - "He looks so gay", "He looks so serious", "He is a ghissu", "usne kabhi apne aap ko dekha hai", "Huh as if I care about him","Hatt! I think he's a homo" "Woh apne aap ko handsome samjhta hai kya?", "Oh cmmon gimme a break!","chii! uske sath ualh!" and one very fine day they are like "Sob!...Mujhe koi line kyu nai deta?"

>>Girl is the biggest enemy of a girl, One half of the 'best friends' comments about other's bf- "suna tha ki pyar andha hota hai par itna andha??" then again "If they ever plan to get married...I wonder how she'll introduce him to her parents?" and continues to lol,rofl,lmao and every other slang that's available in the chat market.

>>Some girls never get tired. You have to keep buzzing them for asking their relationship status - "Its in the process".Couple of days later "Yay Yay! I am fully fixed"(as if she's a machine or a spare part lol), But then "I broke up after a month, he was not my type u noe!"(He couldn't afford coffees @CCD , instead went for 'matka kulfis' at rehdiwala) and just after a week "Ohh yea! munni mai fir se fix hone wali hoon!", Ask her why she fumbles with her Bf's - "This is life yaar munni...enjoii!"

P.S. The last one is a guy who's cheerful , official clown of the class, makes people laugh as much as he can, and loves his friends/family rather than looking out for a gf or some other leisure. 'L'ost in his 'O'wn world but still 'V'alues 'E'veryone....L.O.V.E. :)

The Shy and The Sizzler

So on this very fine day when I was standing at the Kashmere Gate Metro station waiting for the next train to arrive, For a moment suddenly it felt like an aura or something. In the next second that aura had disappeared. The train came by, With extra pressure I managed to get in.

Now to my surprise i finally found those streaks of the mysterious aura, It was from a girl. Now this makes me wonder that how many countless , finely tuned delhi chicks i have seen so far roaming around like robots, But why on earth, am I considering this girl to be real? She saw me and all of a sudden I started feeling jittery. "Oh Gosh!" I said while moving my eyeballs away from her in a hurry at some other place in train. Looks like she heard it.

Phew! that was close but Why am I shying? There's no reason to be, so what's going on ? She was all fine, sitting with those sandals matching her dress ,while I was standing and had my knees shaking . Man, I when saw her again, she was still staring at me. In a flash I started listening to my i-pod not even aware that which song was being played. I continued searching my play-list without even concentrating, I could figure out she was still looking at me. Maybe she would have figured that something was wrong with me. I have to tell you that in all these 4 years - from the day i bought my ipod - this was the day when I was giving it so much importance... lol!
The train did finally reached the destination, while i was still searching for 'some song'. She now had this grin on her face, She had caught me in the act of shying away like a brand new bride. The doors opened, Oxygen filled back into my lungs.

On halfway round I turned back while unplugging my headphones. Her glimpse fell again on me, Only this time I didn't shy away..Maybe because her bold impact pumped up some air in me.
She started laughing and so did I. Then she looked around and pointed to a name - *****, Went ahead and posed with a poster of deepika padukone besides her. I was a bit confused at this whole mime. Anyways, smiles all over as our eyes waved goodbye.

Few days later none other than Orkut helped me to search for her. I found her with same name with the same pic of deepika she posed. Now, this might solve this unsolved mystery but what happened still remains as history.
No prizes for guessing who was shy and who was sizzling all throughout. Pretty embarrassing for a guy but it had to be like this. But hey, keep waiting the story 's not yet over.....
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Fast-forward >> No flirting for me pls. Respect the girl don't 'crush' her whenever you feel so. Datz it cya in 2nd part of da story :)